My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. No just God would allow someone like you to exist.
Assholes finish first
Assholes Finish First on Apple Books
Assholes Finish First
Cancel anytime. Here's Tucker Max's third and final book in his series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. By: Tucker Max.
Please type in your email address in order to receive an email with instructions on how to reset your password. The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max. What do you do after you write a 1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously.